Beembo

An msn conversation I had today is so funny I just had to blog it. In snippets lah...Of course, it's never meant to embarass, so no name disclosed lah!!!..Also did some slight edits...
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Jeanooo Beanooo says:
yeah...the way it sounds..u have this image of a bimbo..or this completly nonsensical child...

X says:
i am a beembo k

X says:
i want marry rich guy

X says:
and go shopping when i want

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
u dun need to be a bimbo to marry a rich guy lah

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
u not a bimbo...bimbos are not cute

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
HAHAHAHAHA

X says:
i am bootiful

X says:
i am a bootiful beembo

X says:
woohooooo

X says:
yeeba
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Jeanooo Beanooo says:
the beembo is back!

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
mahahaha

X says:
the beembo deigns to commence toking to u again

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
win lors

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
hahaha

X says:
very well judged

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
*wrinkles nose in disgust*

X says:
yesh i agree

X says:
the stench of normal human beings

X says:
is quite repulsive

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
yeah...we all loooong to self actualise as beembos
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Jeanooo Beanooo says:
yeah...maybe u all argue over the stuff eh...oooooooooo..the drama

X says:
can't argue la

X says:
i aint no expert

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
yeah...but beembos have opinions..

X says:
ya

X says:
the gucci or fendi bag ah?

X says:
or bean sprouts or spinach?

X says:
hehehe
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X says:
i think perhaps you should go to jester school

X says:
i'm in need of a good jester

X says:
i think they have some humour courses

X says:
can go

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
really?!...wooohooo...ALL MY LIFE...MY ULTIMATE GOAL...the reason y I breathe...is to serve a beembo as a jester..

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
and to think....i get a chance to meet the queen beembo!!!

X says:
yes

X says:
this is pleasing to me

X says:
your response

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
i'm laughing so hard now..i'm doing the hyena thgy

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
I never used to laugh like that leh

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
probably coz i lost parts of my voice..

X says:
yes

X says:
please keep ur laughing down

X says:
wait u wake up other beembos in the district

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
oooo...but it's okie...me only serve da ONE beembo

Jeanooo Beanooo says:
hahaha

X says:
well done

X says:
good girl

X says:
*pats*
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Oh well, look at it this way... at least in such hard economic times, I have an alternate job option as Jester....hehehehe...

Da Beembo has contributed to Job Creation in SG! Wahhhhh....